1. “We went everywhere, and talked about everything, and I got to like him a lot. When I was with him, I felt as if my life had finally come back to me.” — Haruki Murakami

    “We went everywhere, and talked about everything, and I got to like him a lot. When I was with him, I felt as if my life had finally come back to me.”

    — Haruki Murakami

  2. “The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down next to them and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about.” — Tegan Quin

    “The best part of a relationship is getting to call the person or lay down next to them and tell them all the crazy things that happened to you all day long. In the end that’s what it’s about.”

    — Tegan Quin

  3. “Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say goodnight ‘til it be morrow.” — William Shakespeare

    “Parting is such sweet sorrow

    that I shall say goodnight ‘til it be morrow.”

    — William Shakespeare

  4. “Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.” —Mae West

    “Marriage is a fine institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”

    —Mae West

  5. “Just stubbed my toe and, in one fleeting and pain-filled moment of clarity, everything about Bjork made perfect sense.” — Tim Siedell

    “Just stubbed my toe and, in one fleeting and pain-filled moment of clarity, everything about Bjork made perfect sense.”

    — Tim Siedell

  6. “My idea of Heaven is somewhere where I don’t have to change a password ever.” — Joe Flint

    “My idea of Heaven is somewhere where I don’t have to change a password ever.”

    — Joe Flint

  7. “Cigarettes make you die early, but there’s probably a downside, too.” — Chase Mitchell

    “Cigarettes make you die early, but there’s probably a downside, too.”

    — Chase Mitchell

  8. “Life just hurts people and hurts people, until finally it hurts them so that they can’t be hurt ever any more. That’s the last and worst thing it does.” — F. Scott Fitzgerald

    “Life just hurts people and hurts people, until finally it hurts them so that they can’t be hurt ever any more. That’s the last and worst thing it does.”

    — F. Scott Fitzgerald

  9. “I used to be bright for my age, but then I got older.” — Sam Lipsyte

    “I used to be bright for my age, but then I got older.”

    — Sam Lipsyte

  10. “Anything on earth that a woman does, is, or is capable of doing, is womanly. It is impossible for a woman to be unwomanly because a woman is a woman. Therefore, anything a woman does is womanly by default. Fighting is womanly. Winning fights is womanly. Bruises are womanly. Savagery is womanly. Unwholesomeness is womanly. Athleticism is womanly.” — Lindy West

    “Anything on earth that a woman does, is, or is capable of doing, is womanly. It is impossible for a woman to be unwomanly because a woman is a woman. Therefore, anything a woman does is womanly by default. Fighting is womanly. Winning fights is womanly. Bruises are womanly. Savagery is womanly. Unwholesomeness is womanly. Athleticism is womanly.”

    — Lindy West

About me

Combining disparate sources to educate, elucidate, and entertain. Contact: lateralsymmetry@ gmail.com

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