1. “There is no god, no universe, no human race, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.” — Mark Twain

    “There is no god, no universe, no human race, no hell. It is all a dream - a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought - a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities.”

    — Mark Twain

  2. “Some of the worst things in my life never happened.” — Mark Twain

    “Some of the worst things in my life never happened.”

    — Mark Twain

  3. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain

    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.”

    — Mark Twain

  4. “Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.” — Mark Twain

    “Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.”

    — Mark Twain

  5. “A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.” — Mark Twain

    “A human being has a natural desire to have more of a good thing than he needs.”

    — Mark Twain

  6. “Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.” — Mark Twain

    “Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”

    — Mark Twain

  7. “A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.” — Mark Twain

    “A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.”

    — Mark Twain

  8. “In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.” — Mark Twain

    “In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.”

    — Mark Twain

  9. “Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.” — Mark Twain

    “Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.” 

    — Mark Twain

  10. “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” — Mark Twain

    “All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” 

    — Mark Twain

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