1. “They need to start cloning Vin Scully now. Gonna need 30, each raised to support a different team. I’m not saying there won’t be a few kinks.” — Emma Span

    “They need to start cloning Vin Scully now. Gonna need 30, each raised to support a different team. I’m not saying there won’t be a few kinks.”

    — Emma Span

  2. “If I could twice a month be as joyful as the Dominican WBC team, I’d be in pretty solid shape life-wise.”

    — Brendan O’Toole

  3. “MMA ring girl Arianny Celeste says she’s a fitness nerd. We have finally stripped nerd of all meaning.” — Devin Faraci

    “MMA ring girl Arianny Celeste says she’s a fitness nerd. We have finally stripped nerd of all meaning.”

    — Devin Faraci

  4. The response, “Great question” always means, “Ouch, you surprised me with that. Gimme a second to come up with some bullshit.” — Matt Zoller Seitz

    The response, “Great question” always means, “Ouch, you surprised me with that. Gimme a second to come up with some bullshit.”

    — Matt Zoller Seitz

  5. “To field a ground ball must be considered a generous act and an act of comprehension. One moves not against the ball but with it. Bad fielders stab at the ball like an enemy. This is antagonism. The true fielder lets the path of the ball become his own path, thereby comprehending the ball and dissipating the self, which is the source of all suffering and poor defense.” — Chad Harbach

    “To field a ground ball must be considered a generous act and an act of comprehension. One moves not against the ball but with it. Bad fielders stab at the ball like an enemy. This is antagonism. The true fielder lets the path of the ball become his own path, thereby comprehending the ball and dissipating the self, which is the source of all suffering and poor defense.”

    — Chad Harbach

  6. “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — L.M. Montgomery

    “I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”

    — L.M. Montgomery

  7. “Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.” — Jimmy Demaret

    “Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.”

    — Jimmy Demaret

  8. “The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.”  — Rainer Maria Rilke

    “The purpose of life is to be defeated by greater and greater things.” 

    — Rainer Maria Rilke

  9. “Losing is the great American sin.” — Jerome Holtzman

    “Losing is the great American sin.”

    — Jerome Holtzman

  10. “It may be that all games are silly.  But then, so are humans.” — Robert Lynd

    “It may be that all games are silly.  But then, so are humans.”

    — Robert Lynd

About me

Combining disparate sources to educate, elucidate, and entertain. Contact: lateralsymmetry@ gmail.com

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